ask irl jade!!!!! :)

my own!!! :D
hehehe!

i love them!!
but sometimes they get really itchy behind them!! :((

and thank you!! hehe :))

oh!!!
hi lil cal!!!
wow i had no idea you could type or talk or anything??

wait dave told me that youre evil

maybe i shouldnt talk to you

because dave wouldnt lie to me

and i really trust him!!

oh but youre so cute!!!
you wouldnt hurt anyone!! right??

i think daves wrong

youre too cute and nice to be evil!!!

thanks for 100+ followers!!!! :)

wow!!!

thanks everyone for 100+!!!
actually its 138 last time i checked!!

:)))

tavros and i are friends!!

i would never do anything to make him sad on purpose!!!
wait is this about how he felt flushed for me??

i still feel bad about that!!!
why would you bring that up?? you know i feel awful :(((

wait!!!



this tavros???

and this one??

i actually think tavros is over me!!!
hehehe :)))

oh anon!!!!
i am so flattered!! 

we have really different fashion sense so its impossible to answer that!!

but i really do love her style!!
maybe someday we have have a troll and human fashion show!! hehehe :))




and we can vouge!!

oooohhhh nooo… 

i am almost out of asks!!!! 

mind dropping a few in the ask box so i can answer them tonight?? :)))

thanks!!!! 

askdrunkdave:

whrt

no

i even hhave i phoooset with it

IT’S MY DATE HARLEY

dave come on!!

it was weird once you started french kissing it in the corner!!

…..well….

when all the trolls and us met we had a celebration

dave and sollux started doing shots

and dave got drunk

and welllll

it didnt end very well

but in the end

i took it away from them.

i have noooo idea why no one will dance with me :((

i am actually an excellent dancer!!

and john taught me this one!!

he called it the sprinkler!
i think i am doing it right….

dave said its ironically cool so it has to be like… really really cool!! right?? :)

homecoming

who wants to dance?